The Low Spark

Jun 26
To whomever designed this: excellent work. To whomever designed this: excellent work.
Posted at 11:49am

Jun 23
“It’s like watching your friend’s once sort of cute kid brother grow up to be a rapist.” Beau, on the evolution of Pitchfork (via cosmopsis)
Posted at 12:40pm

Jun 18
Yesssssssssssss! Yesssssssssssss!
Posted at 5:46pm

Jun 16
filialpiety: theduty: oh jesus. …just punch me square in the dick.

filialpiety:

theduty:

oh jesus.

…just punch me square in the dick.
Posted at 1:46pm

Jun 13
Oh dear. Amazing. Oh dear. Amazing.
Posted at 12:26pm

Jun 9
I love checking back to this fine Amazon item from time to time.  The reviews are AMAZING, and they keep pouring in.  My favorite of them is: 3 of 3 people found the following review helpful: fun facts, June 8, 2009By J. Schnee “avid fan” - See all my reviews   1. The Carpathia didn’t save the survivors of Titanic, the Three Wolf Moon shirt thrived and expanded in the cold ocean and was their rescue. 2. My brother and his wife have been trying to have a baby, so I bought him this shirt, thinking it would help. HE put it on, and now HE’S pregnant! 3. The Three Wolf Moon shirt founded Arby’s. 4. Google isn’t a giant search engine, it is just a larger version of the Three Wolf Moon shirt. 5. All four members of the Beatles were wearing the Three Wolf Moon shirt when they recorded Abbey Road. Just some things to keep in mind, if you’re considering purchasing this shirt…

I love checking back to this fine Amazon item from time to time.  The reviews are AMAZING, and they keep pouring in.  My favorite of them is:

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:5.0 out of 5 stars fun facts, June 8, 2009By J. Schnee “avid fan” - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)   1. The Carpathia didn’t save the survivors of Titanic, the Three Wolf Moon shirt thrived and expanded in the cold ocean and was their rescue. 

2. My brother and his wife have been trying to have a baby, so I bought him this shirt, thinking it would help. HE put it on, and now HE’S pregnant! 

3. The Three Wolf Moon shirt founded Arby’s. 

4. Google isn’t a giant search engine, it is just a larger version of the Three Wolf Moon shirt. 

5. All four members of the Beatles were wearing the Three Wolf Moon shirt when they recorded Abbey Road. 

Just some things to keep in mind, if you’re considering purchasing this shirt…
Posted at 5:54pm

Jun 8

Lame.

Just got a new issue of Readymade in the mail.  Whaddya know? I see an article that looks strikingly familiar; the new issue has a page about this girl Faythe Levine, using an image from the same photo shoot they used in a feature article a few months ago.  

I guess they’re running out of things to remake, so they’re reusing articles.  At first I wondered how many times they’d tell us how to make ball lamps with balloons and resin; now I’m wondering how many times they can reuse an article about some tattooed chick who’s “redefining the world of crafts” or something like that. 

Posted at 8:17pm

Jun 1
Frank Lloyd Wright Legos. I need some. Frank Lloyd Wright Legos. I need some.
Posted at 12:59pm

May 29
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.
Posted at 10:55am

May 27
Ok, where to start? I guess I’ll just say two things: 1. CHEESEBURGER IN A CAN. (let it settle in…) (ok…) 2. The highlight of this review for me was the quote (among the collected various Onion staff statements) ”It’s like Upton Sinclair nightmare bratwurst.” Yep, I think the word “nightmare” was one of the first free associations I made when I heard the phrase “cheeseburger in a can.”

Ok, where to start? I guess I’ll just say two things:

1. CHEESEBURGER IN A CAN.

(let it settle in…)

(ok…)

2. The highlight of this review for me was the quote (among the collected various Onion staff statements) ”It’s like Upton Sinclair nightmare bratwurst.”

Yep, I think the word “nightmare” was one of the first free associations I made when I heard the phrase “cheeseburger in a can.”
Posted at 10:52pm

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