The Low Spark

Nov 23

Dear world-

There’s clearly a shortage of cool, black biker dudes from Ireland. The recipe obviously works amazingly, so could you just go ahead and get working on some more of that? Thanks.

Nov 21

Machete-Wielding Man Steals Tacos

YUS!

Now that I have a back yard, I really want a pellet gun. My inner 10 year old approves of the idea.

Nov 20

My Mother

Mom: so, is your stove still broken?
Me: I already told you, they are replacing it next week.
Mom: But how do you make toast?
Me: What? With a toaster. What? I don't even eat toast.
Mom: I still worry about drugs. Are any of your friends on drugs?
Me: Yes.
-Ashley, I wonder if you're some kind of Tumblr celebrity at this point. Yeah?

Finally, somebody understands my needs.

"Human Fat Ring" Busted.

Um, weirdest news of the day? I can’t help but think of Fight Club.

“Boy Finds Own Real Life E.T.” via The Onion.

I really wish I could hang out with the people who write this stuff.

Nov 19

Watermelon radishes. I ate some of these last night on a salad with goat cheese, mandarin oranges, greens and a pretty tart vinaigrette. Now I have to go find where to buy some. Delicious.

Nov 18

holy what the tr*ck?!?! (amazing)

(via obrutal)

Oh man, this is ridiculously awesome. And totally NSFW. If you don’t work in a cool office.

Nov 17

Badazzzzzzzzzz.