The Low Spark

Nov 23

Dear world-

There’s clearly a shortage of cool, black biker dudes from Ireland. The recipe obviously works amazingly, so could you just go ahead and get working on some more of that? Thanks.


Nov 21

Now that I have a back yard, I really want a pellet gun. My inner 10 year old approves of the idea.

Now that I have a back yard, I really want a pellet gun. My inner 10 year old approves of the idea.


Nov 20

My Mother

  • Mom: so, is your stove still broken?
  • Me: I already told you, they are replacing it next week.
  • Mom: But how do you make toast?
  • Me: What? With a toaster. What? I don't even eat toast.
  • Mom: I still worry about drugs. Are any of your friends on drugs?
  • Me: Yes.
  • -Ashley, I wonder if you're some kind of Tumblr celebrity at this point. Yeah?

Finally, somebody understands my needs.



“Boy Finds Own Real Life E.T.” via The Onion.

I really wish I could hang out with the people who write this stuff.


Nov 19
Watermelon radishes. I ate some of these last night on a salad with goat cheese, mandarin oranges, greens and a pretty tart vinaigrette. Now I have to go find where to buy some. Delicious.

Watermelon radishes. I ate some of these last night on a salad with goat cheese, mandarin oranges, greens and a pretty tart vinaigrette. Now I have to go find where to buy some. Delicious.


Nov 18

Nov 17
Badazzzzzzzzzz.

Badazzzzzzzzzz.


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