The Low Spark

Dec 6

Hahaha, that one below was a video I sent my dad earlier after he sent me the durex commercial with the balloon animals doin’ it. That kills me every time as well, but THIS is what I meant to post.

This kills me every time.

Dec 3

When Axl just wore leather pants and didn’t own any catcher’s outfits or NWA hats. When Izzy was still in the band. When GnR apparently didn’t have a lighter.

Things were awesome.

Dec 1

Booyah, Tumblarity: 0. I guess I've just ceased to exist.

Nov 23

Dear world-

There’s clearly a shortage of cool, black biker dudes from Ireland. The recipe obviously works amazingly, so could you just go ahead and get working on some more of that? Thanks.

Nov 21

Machete-Wielding Man Steals Tacos

YUS!

Now that I have a back yard, I really want a pellet gun. My inner 10 year old approves of the idea.

Nov 20

My Mother

Mom: so, is your stove still broken?
Me: I already told you, they are replacing it next week.
Mom: But how do you make toast?
Me: What? With a toaster. What? I don't even eat toast.
Mom: I still worry about drugs. Are any of your friends on drugs?
Me: Yes.
-Ashley, I wonder if you're some kind of Tumblr celebrity at this point. Yeah?

Finally, somebody understands my needs.

"Human Fat Ring" Busted.

Um, weirdest news of the day? I can’t help but think of Fight Club.