“Boy Finds Own Real Life E.T.” via The Onion.
I really wish I could hang out with the people who write this stuff.
Watermelon radishes. I ate some of these last night on a salad with goat cheese, mandarin oranges, greens and a pretty tart vinaigrette. Now I have to go find where to buy some. Delicious.
(via obrutal)
Oh man, this is ridiculously awesome. And totally NSFW. If you don’t work in a cool office.
Badazzzzzzzzzz.
Zach Galifianakis + Conan O’Brien = Hilarious!
Excellent.
I just went on their site and realized that so much stuff has changed. Why? Y’all already had the coolest looking pedals pretty much in the history of pedals, aside from maybe some weirdo Mu-Tron or Coloursound thing. Ok maybe Foxx, simply because they were furry.
Well shit, sorry you goofed and hired some retardo graphic designer to “update” your pedals. I just scored an original Micro Synth off of eBay, complete with an internal power supply. Dorkage prevails.
I have no earthly idea why I’ve never seen this until now. Perfect.
Because it seems to be filled with endless pages of really hot girls who are into really cool things, yet always have boyfriends. Plus it’s not really like Facebook where you can email these people and maybe get to know them. And who would want to do that anyway? I hate what social networking’s done to meeting people, specifically dating. It’s like you’re a little kid pressing your face on the Macy’s Christmas window glass, looking at what’s on the other side. You can’t get to it, but you wouldn’t even if you could, cos it would make you feel totally internet stalkerish.
Alright, I’m gonna go put on a fucking suit and go to my friend Dustin’s wedding. Maybe I’ll pick up a single bridesmaid.
Not sure what you call a post on Tumblr. On Twitter, it’s a Tweet. So… on Tumblr, it’s a Tumbl? Oh well. Just made an account on this thing to see what all the hub-bub was about. We’ll see how this goes.
And I figured I’d start this off right… so here you go.
I have no idea what this is from, but it’s super fucked. Welcome to the wonderful world of Tumblr, Mik Rixx…
Snappers. Yummers.
